Cunt - the movie

This post I actually liked, but I don't like the people that come to this blog to read it. So be gone with it.

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Driving game-theory

This post removed due to being poorly written, boring and incomprehensible

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Some poems

Having watched from the sidelines as my friend Tim achieved some not insignificant success with his poetry, I decided that I had too long neglected the form. With the blazing spirit of creativity upon me, and ignoring the fact that I generally neither read nor understand poetry, I quickly penned a few poems which, while short, nonetheless make up for their brevity with an impressive weight and grandeur that belies my newcomer status.

POEM TO THE PERSON WHO WORKED AFTER ME AT PLUP

Sorry I left such a mess:
Miserable, depressed.

HAIKU FOR A NETBANK CUSTOMER

Sorry I locked you
Out of your Netbank account
Similar number.


ODE TO SPRING

O Spring, lost season of my youth,
How I remember thee:
How pleasant it was to have Spring days
With temperatures between five and fiftee.


Brilliant!

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