Tuesday, October 25, 2005

With Obit

It is not true that I have become a shut-in, although for somebody whose slumped shape can be identified most days from any King Street bus, I have been a litte off-the-air. As for Megawati Man being shot out of a cannon, I can only say that while it may remain only a dream, I have not completely given up on the plan yet. Finding suitable cannon-constructors is currently the biggest hurdle; unfortunately I have few friends of a suitably engineering mind-set.

I have been thinking a lot. The flight of Megawati Man seems a long time ago. That was the culmination of a phase: I was bored, then; now I’m overcharged. I have to make a large decision about what to do with the shop, for one thing. My next year was so neatly planned, and I won’t go into all the details but it looks like we may have to move to a different shop, or else go internet only in February. One option is easy and provides me with money and time to write – but I’m stuck at home, all day, every day. Or if I want to have a shop, I may not have time to write, may have to work more days for little extra financial reward. But I get to have a bookshop, and something of a life, which is not something one should dispense with lightly.

I do feel creative, though it’s produced more in the way of fleeting, dazzling insights than anything tangible.

Obituary: The Panasonic RX-DS650 died recently, after a short illness. It began to skip in an odd fashion during a CD. I stopped it, and removed the CD; I was surprised, as it was a recent purchase, and should not have been scratched. I blew on the laser, re-inserted the CD, and tried again. It gave a short, sick whir, and refused to play.

I didn’t panic at this stage, as the Panasonic RX-DS650 has survived many such incidents in the past. I ran through the list of things that got-it-to-work. I adjusted its seating. I closed the case gently. I turned it off, and on again. I left it for a while, and then came back.

Nothing. And I began to feel it was truly gone.

“Come on, old friend,” I said (I really did.) “One more…”

I went through my CD collection and found the first CD I ever owned, Parsley Sage Rosemary and Thyme, by Simon and Garfunkel. The CD is just as old as the Panasonic RX-DS650, and while it hasn’t always been high rotation, I doubt a year has passed without it being listened to at least a few times. The CD was scratched, but the RX-DS650 had always been fond of it.

The RX-DS650 was unwilling, but I coaxed it. Finally, it caught on track four. It played through five, then died halfway through track six, and I knew it would never play again.

RIP Panasonic RX-DS650, 1989-2005.

PS: I also have a cold. If anybody is in the mood to comment and can think of nothing better to write, any sympathy showered upon my aching bones would be appreciated.

Thursday, October 06, 2005

Megawati Man Flies Again

So I've been feeling a little down lately. Now, about five years ago I was quite a fan of professional wrestling, believe it or not - Mick Foley was a hero of mine - and Mel will remember my habit, from that period, of occasionally cheering myself up and releasing self-destructive impulses by doing big wrestling bumps onto beds, etcetera.

Well, I had all these empty cardboard boxes sitting around, an eight foot ladder, and nothing better to do with my evening, so I decided to do a big wrestling bump, and for fun I filmed it on my digital camera. Rather than do it as myself, I brought Megawati Man, my super-hero alter-ego, back out. Anyway, the results are hysterically pathetic - I dropped the worst elbow ever seen on Cecil the Snake, some papasan cushions, and a big pile of boxes - but it cheered me up a lot, and the resulting footage makes me laugh every time. So here it is - enjoy. It's a windows movie file and isn't too large. Watch it full-screen for ultimate effect.

Megawati Man flies again